The Average Joe

Victory!

I declare this week’s list a resounding triumph for dudes of average build everywhere and, to be more specific… me. This victory comes is due partially to me doing just fine when it comes to the two physical features girls care about most – eyes (both firmly implanted in skull) and hair (full head – no hat required).

But most of all, this list lets me justify my complete lack of effort in the area of getting ripped. Yes, I’m sure hitting the weight room might get me a few more looks from the ladies. But I prefer to tune up Temple Joe on the treadmill – in the midst of toned, spandex-clad girls. Also, weights are freakin’ heavy. So knowing that the majority women don’t first look at lats, delts or quads is a weight off my extremely average shoulders. Thanks list!

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