The Average Joe

To the everyday heroes, I salute you.

I’m glad I fit into the largest group of people – those having sex several times a week. But to the 30% of men and 33% of women who get it on once a day or more, I raise my glass and offer you a solid ‘Well done!’ (accompanied by a slow clap).

How do they do it? In college, sure…. with my bi-daily naps I could totally go a few rounds a day. But now, not so much. I mean, do these people work? And if they do hold jobs, are they in pornography? That would answer a lot of questions, like where do you get the time, the energy and – most importantly – a partner (or partners) willing to keep up?

Seriously. If anyone knows, please tell me. Pretty please.

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