The Average Joe

It’s the effort, not the inches.

Before I get into this week’s post, I need to disclose some relevant info. I’m not ashamed to reveal that ‘Average Joe’ is not only my Score Board name; it’s also an apt name for my trouser monkey. I know, I know, I’m sure you’re all thinking, “Oh no, Joe. It can’t be!” Oh, it be. I am not huge. And apparently, it doesn’t matter all that much.

The ladies of the nation have spoken, and they’ve said that being ‘big’ isn’t that ‘big’ of a deal. I can’t say I’m too surprised. I’ve always thought (well, hoped) that my so-so sized pocket pal and I could satisfy that lucky lady by putting in some extra effort and using a little common sense. You know, like taking my sweet time with the foreplay (I’m actually so focused on it, I call it ‘fiveplay’), adding some toys and oils to the equation, and gauging her reactions to find out if a move or position is hitting her hot buttons or her snooze button. And so far, it seems to have worked alright.

Sure, I still think 9 out of 10 women would still choose bigger over smaller. And, sure, guys with bigger ‘gifts’ may not need to be quite as attentive to get the job done. But I’ve found that the extra effort not only gets noticed, but often gets very graciously rewarded.

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